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I’m serious! Sometimes, all it takes to jumpstart a new connection online is a different type of approach. And when it comes to dating apps, first impressions can make or break a conversation, which is why having a trusted pickup line in your arsenal (or, you know, several) can go a long way.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.
Wanna touch my shirt? It’s made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.
Is it hot in here, or is that just you?
Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don’t know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is ____.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
People call me [insert your name], but you can call me tonight.
I must be in a museum, because you’re a work of art.
Did you do something to my eyes? Because I can’t keep them off you.
If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair.
Are you a loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?
Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie.
Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
I’d take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.
Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.
Do you play soccer? You look like a keeper.
I’m pretty good at algebra…I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.
Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’
Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?
If you keep looking at me like that, I’ll have no choice but to ask you on a date.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
I love flirting with you, but I’d have even more fun dating you.
You’re single. I’m single. We could change that together.
If you can guess what my favorite restaurant is, I’ll take you there.
I can’t wait until our date. How long until you actually ask me out on one?
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
I bet you dinner that you won’t give me your number.
I have a phone number, you have a phone number—think of the possibilities.
My phone’s broken, it doesn’t have your number in it.
What number should I send my good morning texts to?
I think your number will be safer in my phone than in your head.
I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you call it and see if it works?
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
I bet my number sounds nicer than yours. Wanna hear it?
I’m writing a phone book, can I get your number?
Error 404: Your number on my phone not found!
If you had the same amount of money on your phone number, how much would that be?
I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.
Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!
I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?
I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
